Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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