Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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