i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize
