either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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