you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm both gender and math confused
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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