Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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