i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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