I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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