called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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