After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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