If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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