btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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