Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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