He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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