no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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