Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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