haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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