windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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