How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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