Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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