I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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