You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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