My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
