I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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