I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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