You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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