So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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