Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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