I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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