I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
