Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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