If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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