who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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