I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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