i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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