I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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