PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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