i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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