so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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