Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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