Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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