He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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