I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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