your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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