try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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