I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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