whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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