My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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