So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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