everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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