I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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