Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
