the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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